things we need on tumblr
- a notification when someone responds to an ask
- no post limit
- a ‘sent’ folder
- urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted
things we dont need on tumblr
- every update tumblr has ever made ever
do you ever look at a text post with a lot of notes then notice it’s made by someone you follow and you just feel proud of them
when a fanfiction you love ends but then you find out it has a sequel
people on tumblr who call me by my name are my favorites
bless the followers that tolerate your 95% fandom posts that aren’t even their fandom
yeah but what if calculator hacked into oracle’s system and deleted every single font except for comic sans
She’d make a font that’s even MORE obnoxious, hack Calculator back, add it in, delete all fonts except that and comic sans, and rename them all the names of the deleted fonts. Because paybacks a bitch when you mess with Oracle.
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
“They say opposites attract, right? Well that ain’t the case with us. You and I play the same game. We scheme, we seduce, we betray, and we’ve done all the above to each other a few times over. ”